What can you do when you are a short guy? There's nothing you can do about your size, you are short, tiny, so small and therefore completely inferior. All of your pathetic life you've been treated like a bug, walked all over and laughed at. Why would things change now, especially when you look up to your Amazon Queen and realise just how short you really are. The best you can hope for is to be bossed around and used as My leaning post or foot rest!